January 05, 2006

In the Year Two Thou-saaaaaand (and Six)

More record-breaking summer heat.

Hottest genre on the indie scene: polka.

A Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup (not that I care too much).

Orange=new purple.

Tool once again dominates the music world.

People begin to access the internet with THEIR MINDS.

Germany as World Cup champions.

New rage: bottled AIR.

More political turmoil throughout the Western World.

More green peppers in Western Sandwiches.

Governments start taking clean, renewable energy more seriously.

The hoverboard makes its debut.

A huge meteor strikes the earth.

OMG Britney's gonna have another baby!


Well, I never said I was a prophet so my relatively predictable calls will stop there. Thanks to all who made 2005 such a memorable year for me. I wish you all the best.

The conquest continues...

Posted by waub at January 5, 2006 12:27 PM
Comments

You know, if that second last prediction happens first all your other predictions would be wrong and would leave you with a shitty record. Boy, would your face be red!!

Posted by: logan at January 5, 2006 03:29 PM

tool previously dominated the music world?

Posted by: Ericka at January 5, 2006 10:46 PM

btw, are you gonna be here when we rock the football world championships? I got a bigger appartment now so it'd be no problem to accomodate you and a couple of other people.

Posted by: matthias at January 8, 2006 11:38 AM

kearnesy returns to his homeland.

everything else.....boring.

Posted by: kearnesy at January 11, 2006 06:46 AM
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